Whack Track

A "Whack Track" is a song that one listens to while pleasuring themselves (aka Masturbation).

Some people like to touch themselves in peace, but I prefer to listen to my favourite whack track, "Beethoven's Ninth".

by realrobertreed October 11, 2014

tenure track paper

A scientific publication of mediocre quality published in a respectable scientific journal exclusively thanks to connections of the senior author. The connections are frequently a result of doing a PhD in a respectable lab at a respectable university under a supervision of a professor with a respectable reputation. The 'tenure track paper' doesn't really explain anything of scientific merit and usually has only one objective - to fill out one spot in a necessary publications quota of the senior author to secure the permanent Associate Professor position within the university, aka the tenure.

A: "What do you think of the paper of Long which just came out recently?"
B: "I'm wondering why he is getting paid to do this "research". Classic 'tenure track paper'...

by MMs November 4, 2014

french tackle

When an effeminate man gets mad and tries to fight, but he can't really fight like a man, he just daintily flails his arms, starts crying and just ends up softly hugging whoever he is attacking.

"Dude was pretty mad, but he just French Tackled me, which ended up being pretty awkward."

by GTP July 23, 2014

taint tackler

A person who is more than enthusiastic about licking taint

I thought johny wasn't a team player, but he was the best taint tackler on the team

by butteater66669420 March 29, 2015

shoe-tack

chewing gum that becomes stuck to the sole of a shoe

"Mind you don't step in that shoe-tack, it looks fresh"

by JibberJabber123 April 14, 2015

Sphere Tackle

When you're running inside a human sized hamster ball and you knock down an unsuspecting victim. Very similiar to Stone Colsd Steve Austins Spear tackle.

Charly: Craig was being a cunt that day, so i fucken' sphere tackled the dropkick to the ground on our bi-anual human hamster race

by moistbananabread April 8, 2017

Hidden Track

If you used to be in cassette albums era, the hidden tracks are usually started after 5 minutes late. It's more like casual non-marketing songs. Some of the artists would like to scream and yell or whatever they wanna do, experiment and to improvise or get off the whole tracks they should be. I GUESS

Amazed Guy : What does hidden track mean ?
Amazing Girl : If you used to be in cassette albums era, the hidden tracks are usually started after 5 minutes late. It's more like casual non-marketing songs. Some of the artists would like to scream and yell or whatever they wanna do, experiment and to improvise or get off the whole tracks they should be. I GUESS

by SillyShipWipesTheSmartAss April 12, 2017