Slim Thick

Must meet all of the following criteria:
a) a bitch or female. Can also include transitioned bitches. We’re not bigots.
b) small waist. Absolutely. No. Fatties.
c) a dump truck
d) thighs like Mewtwo.

Teyana Taylor is Slim Thick

by MamblesJambles May 11, 2023

Thick

An ass so big and juicy all the niggas thirsty or not want a peice of it

Damn that white bitch thick asf mah nigga.

by Rainbow titanium unicorn August 29, 2017

Thick filet

When a bitch has thick thighs, finger licking good pussy, plump cameltoeness, and an ass to back all that up with, she gotta thick filet.

Stephanie's pussy so good, it's a thick filet, finger licking good.

by Noresun2noAmy2 January 17, 2024

Thick Johnson

A big dick.

Goddamn tyler you got a fucking thick johnson.

by iwannafuckingdie98 August 3, 2018

secretly thick

A strange paradox where someone can look like they have no ass in some positions and clothes, and yet have quite an ass in others that seems too shapely and large to have been able to be hidden

What on earth. Jenny always looked like a stick. But she just popped a squat and she's secretly thick as hell

by the funny one December 31, 2021

thick ranch

the joke of when people say 'i found thick ranch in my moms bedroom' basically meaning cum

jeff (8 years old): i found thick ranch in my mommys room and ate it'

lia: oh u poor child

by slayed fr August 21, 2022

Thick data

Thick data is qualitative information that provides insights into the everyday emotional lives of consumers. It goes beyond big data to explain why consumers have certain preferences, the reasons they behave the way they do, why certain trends stick and so on.

Data scientist 1: so what did u do this weekend?
Data scientist 2: dude, I've been running some regressions on this data set. My dataset so thick bro! Wanna see? (Pulls out laptop)
Data scientist 1: dayum son, dat data thicc tho! I'd run regressions on dat all night.

Data scientist 2: I actually did. My laptop has slow processing speed. It takes several hours to process thick data.

by benyafox January 11, 2020