Shrek

Shrek is a onion. He has layers like onions. Shrek is a god unlike you. (endless ur Shrek) If you isn’t in the Shrek religion then you isn’t good.

Shrek, god of all.

by Actor202 December 21, 2019

shrek

shrek birthed jesus. he’s our lord and saviour.

— it’s sacrifice day
— well we better find a new born to

give to our master shrek

by hoe4dannydevito June 2, 2019

Shrek

Stds

Have

Really

Excited

Knife play

Shrek was my favourite activity in the bed

by Bighairyballs December 4, 2021

Shrek 2

A fever dream of a movie starring shrek with gyatt

Hey, have you seen Shrek 2?

by Shrek 2.3 March 19, 2024

Shrek

Literally the best movie ever

"Did you see Shrek?"
"Ya I did, it was awesome!"

by Anna set me on fire June 21, 2021

Shrek

Shrek is bald and ugly and has no hoes. Also he stinks

Robert: I fucking hate Shrek
Bea: I hate bald people

by Shrekhater June 7, 2022

Shrek

God

"we must pray to Shrek"

by CottonMaster404 August 5, 2018