A waffle which you have shoved up your butt, folded up, and paid your friend to eat without him knowing what it actually is.
by Sim dragon December 10, 2019

1. When one is in Goblin Mode, feeling slightly silly, goofy and/or mischievous
2. The latest release from pop sensation BILMURI
2. The latest release from pop sensation BILMURI
"oh there goes Jerry committing arson again" "idk man he said "goblin hours" stripped naked, and started burning stuff"
"hey have you listened to the new BILMURI album GOBLIN HOURS and picked up merch from their store yet?"
"hey have you listened to the new BILMURI album GOBLIN HOURS and picked up merch from their store yet?"
by McScrumpy May 12, 2023

“Dawg I was visited by the dark goblin last night after that fight. I don’t wanna break up with her but I was definitely thinking about it”
by Real ass dude April 5, 2022

The goblin friend is not the same as a crack head friend. They make weird sounds. Their music taste is genuinely scary to others. NEVER FEED PAST 12 AM YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!!!
by Anyways_so January 19, 2021

A phrase used when you are so happy that you turn green , put on some penny lofers and start skipping around town like a queer. YOu also go throughout grocery stores stealing bread pooding, and stealing babies out of strolers and selling them on the black market for crack.
by Slimslope May 22, 2006

It is basically all the gothic kids and all the kids that are rich but dress like they live in a dumpster and do not take showers
by BUMP crew May 10, 2006

A Dongle-Goblin, also known as the USB Dongle-goblin, is a distant relative of the dodo bird. Refer to the Dongle-Goblin genocide of 1932.
by Mikepety January 4, 2008
