Tesla Graveyard

where Elmo’s shitty cars go to die

Elon Musk, 47th president of Murrica, is so toxic from Nazi canoodling that nobody wants his vehicles. as a direct result of Apartheid Clyde being terrible, Tesla Graveyards are popping up all over the country

by Uncle Joosie February 9, 2025

Templar.martin

A schizoid Christofascist incel who takes biblical verses out of historical context, to spread misogyny and hate using NIV translations. Also he self-glamourises by posting capcut edits of himself and profits off t-shirts with Jesus' face for clout.

Person 1: "Hey have you heard of @templar.martin?"
Person 2: "Yea, you mean the guy who got drawn pregnant"

by anon-user791 February 9, 2025

Tesla Coiling

When a girl has a horshoe piercing in her vagina, and you connect a d-battery to it then proceed to have intercourse, electrocuting your genitals.

“Hey Trevor what was it like when you and your girl were Tesla coiling?”
“It was electrifying”

by Teslacoiler February 9, 2025

teslacide

When a Tesla is so embarrassed by the actions of it's owner that it initiates self destruct mode and burns itself to the ground

All the cars at the Tesla dealership were so ashamed that they committed Teslacide

by tron781 March 10, 2025

Tesla

Hey, no. Nobody gives a fuck what Trump buys. Get him out of here. The stock market drop doesn't count as paying for AI.

Hym "Tesla is shit and it's about 2-5 years away from running on stolen AI. Stop trying to set me up as a liar so you don't have to tell the truth. Children died because you chose Elon arbitrarily because you wanted to try and claim that I was worse than a retard and now that I am the creator of AI and Elon is not, you are trying to cover it up. You're an ingrate and your word is good for nothing. No more carbon credits until he and the rest of them pay for AI."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2025

Tesla

An apparatus that is slid over a penis to make it look bigger.

Oh great another Tesla, yeah did you see the dick inside?

by Anonymous Painter March 12, 2025

tesligga

a game you can play in the car when you're bored. try to find a nigga driving a tesla. kind of like where's waldo but it's where's tesligga

"yo look over there i found a tesligga"

by ihaveerectiledysfunction March 14, 2025