Swag Surfing

Swerving in and out of your lane when driving under the influence.

"After the party I attempted to drive home and my friend kept commenting on my swag surfing."

by Swag Surfer Champ December 8, 2009

Surfing the Crimson wave

'Surfing the Crimson Wave' is when the girl period in a sock and you then use it as a condom

James: I wanted to try something new with my girl so she suggested 'surfing the Crimson wave'! Never again!

by Bompfedcreator June 18, 2016

Doom Surfing

1) When are on the borderline of being destroyed by a wall of doom caused by a meteor in the first level of the internet game "Dino Run"

2) A spin-off of the word from Dino Run, means that you are on the borderline of being involved in a huge failure

In both cases "Doom Surfing" can be an exciting time, if the participating party (or dinosaur) doesn't get caught up. When one is caught by the wall of doom, than he loses (applies to live as well)

Dood 1: Man, I was playing Dino Run at like 3 A.M.
Dood 2: Nice, I bet you were riding the Mind Zone pretty hard.
Dood 1: Hells to the yeah bro, i was doom surfing for like 60 seconds.

Dood 1: Man, I gotta D- in this class
Dood 2: Dood, you should do some work, the teachers knows you're doom surfing.

by Two-Thousand and DREW April 12, 2010

Surgical Strike

An activity 70 million Indian nibbas do on railway tracks in the morning instead of using toilets because they don't have toilets.

Oh! Look! Pajeet is doing another surgical strike.

by RecluseSpider February 24, 2019

Fanny Surfing

To fanny surf is to get on your surf board and to surf on a females fanny. hence the term fanny surfing.

I was on the reef last nyt and caught some big waves, i was fanny surfing the life out of Kate.

by Phlagina philange August 26, 2011

Surfin

the act of sticking ones cock into the belly button of the other and pissing into it

man, i have had a rash on my belly button ever since John surfed me

by Dude Dan January 16, 2003

surging sanders

When you cum/come out of nowhere.

A surging sanders is a guy who always Cums early.

As first seen on Fox news when a newsman said that Hillary was "worried about a surging Sanders" in the Presidential Election of 2016.

Comedy show genius The Daily Show with Trevor Noah defines the word jokingly as an urban dictionary word. Little did Trevor know that his word would become embedded within the Dictionary.

"She is worried about a surging sanders"

"Ah, Yes. A surging sanders."

"We all know he is a surging sanders"

by Blorgish October 14, 2016