stitch up

What one does before a night out on the town. Dressing for the occasion..stitch up..get dressed.

Yo, Tyrone you slack ass bitch. Stitch up and lets book.

by dvb911 August 18, 2004

Stitch

Cold hard cash. money oil gold

1.Man, i want to see that movie but i ain't got no stitch.

2. That chick just wanted my stitch.

by shaun farrell April 22, 2006

Stitch

n. Abbr. Scot. Stich

A problem, usually associated with a customer or colleague.

"Can you deal with this stitch?"

"You stiched me up you bastard!"

by Machtzu October 18, 2004

stitch

derrogatory

Publicly acceptable statement referring to a "stupid bitch"

"st" from stupid combined with "itch" from bitch

In front of his boss, Johnny said to Jane, "Can you believe that stitch?" while working as a waiter for a local restaurant.

by zachary March 13, 2005

Stretchy

One who has no eye lashes. May experience sore eyelids.

" That kid is a stretchy...where did his eyelashes go?"

by popo's on the tail April 1, 2009

Stitches

Stitches: a painful piece of fabric they put into your body the sitches then sometimes turn into poison consuming your red blood cells and then causing your heart to drain. Your brainstem collapse because your brain becomes too heavy. Stitches are never something you should get. You've been warned.

A: "Hey Did you see dumbshit with her new stitches?"

B:"Yes, her heart already drained."

by Adeslin July 10, 2011

stitch

To shut someone up - e.g. stitching their mouth closed so they can't spill the dark of a matter best kept secret.

Talk about this to anyone and I'll stitch you, berk.

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010