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g string theory

The law of physics that dictates that eyes will be more drawn to a g string than normal panties.
Teacher: "Class, the God particle..."
Ernie: "Whatever teach! Let's talk about g string theory and how Ashley's got it goin' on!!"
Teacher: "Right on, Ernie!"
by von groovy June 23, 2019
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Scalp strings

Scalp strings are hair, but it's a better word for it.
Only little bitches use the word hair.
I am going to brush my scalp strings
by ISwearIDon'tLikePeeGuys December 25, 2019
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Chicken string

Pattywack: I dont know man i just cant make her cum with oral
Bubba: bro just find the chicken string and pluck it around!
by Reddick craigy February 1, 2020
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purse-strings attached

Refers to a situation where you are expected to spend money if you want a gift, favor, etc.
Before you accept a seemingly-too-good-to-be-true offer/deal, you should carefully inquire as to whether there are any purse-strings attached to said proposal.
by QuacksO March 10, 2021
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G-string

The lowest string on a violin. Also found on other string instruments.
"His G-string is way out of tune. It sounds terrible."
by Sapphic_Santana July 27, 2021
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Kevlar string

Kevlar string is when you torture somebody by hanging them by their balls with a Kevlar string
Billy. So you don't want to talk bring out the Kevlar string

Jim What the hell is that

Billy. HANGING BY HIS BALLS

Jim. Screams uncontrolled begins struggles yet to no avail slowly dies from being hanged by his balls (he said every last word he had to say they still killed him)
by Bigsops April 1, 2022
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Tennessee Stringbean

The process of heating up a sexual partners feces via grill and putting them together like a kebab. The partner will then insert the stringbean via anal hole while heated to around 200 degrees farhenhiet.
Yo dawg I totally Tennessee Stringbeaned her ass last night
by ToothTeeth123 June 7, 2023
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