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Stay at Home Mommy

White, upper or upper-middle class female. Has strong opinions on, well pretty much everything. Opinions, while strong, are based more on privilege than fact. Will have vacant, crazy eyed stare. May also consider themselves a "Dog-Mom". Likely to post opinions on social media for attention, supported with little basis in reality. Stay at Home Mommy will often respond to debate with "as-if, or what-ev, as she is likely too damn stupid to engage in intelligent debate. An adult referring to themselves as a "Mommy" will have nothing of any substance to contribute to conversation as they are clearly disconnected from reality, have no fear and are potentially a total dip shit, cancer to society and a true step backward in the advancement of society in general. Avoid at all costs.
I'm a Stay at Home Mommy, and you now know all you need to know about the validity of anything I'm about to say next.
by plaidfinger February 1, 2022
mugGet the Stay at Home Mommymug.

Drive stay

The act of thinking your gonna win a fight against a professional mma fighter because you knocked out a nba player
I’m gonna do a Drive stay because I’m to much of a cunt to fight a real boxer
by Jake_is_a_bitch December 15, 2020
mugGet the Drive staymug.

He Should Have Stayed Sperm

A variation on He Should Have Remained Sperm
Tony Abbut is a disgrace. He should have stayed sperm.
by RTM 1963 August 8, 2021
mugGet the He Should Have Stayed Spermmug.

drive stay

It’s called a “drive by” for a reason... nobody ever done a “drive stay”
by person with meaning December 20, 2020
mugGet the drive staymug.

Stay on slick

When your friend needs to fucking chill
by Glidit March 23, 2016
mugGet the Stay on slickmug.

Stay

Stays are a bunch of peaceful crackheads who are constantly being biased wrecked and have.
Best friends with Atiny

We’re Chan’s babygirls/boys (it’s a joke, not in a weird way)
‘I’m a stay’
‘Oh, so how are you doing?’

‘I’m broke but I get therapy from chan so it’s all good
by 8makes1team October 4, 2020
mugGet the Staymug.

Stay

Temporary residence at friends, relative's, baby's mama's, or Ex's place where free room & board are provided until welcome worn out & move on to next flop & hideout.
Antoine usually stay at his Aunt's. No one know where he stay now.
by Swisher rolled tight October 14, 2020
mugGet the Staymug.

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