Popcorn Status

A status on Facebook where 2 or more people are in a verbal fight. Usually pointless and too serious for the conflict, a popcorn status should be read with a bag of pop corn and set to automatically refresh as the fighters post new comments.

Girl 1: Bitch you don't know me.
Girl 2: Come at me! I'll hit you in your nose.

Girl 1: That's why your boyfriend said I give better head then you.

Boyfriend: Hey slut, watch the bullshit you're starting on the internet!
Random guy: This is a total popcorn status.

by Popcornman420 November 9, 2011

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Bagger Status

When she is so fucking ugly, but has an incredibly hot body that you need to put a bag over her head to have sex, or at least to donkeypunch. (look it up)

Last night I was eyeing this very hot body, but I discovered upon closer inspection she had only reached "Bagger Status".

by Tit's McGee February 4, 2009

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Jerk-Status

The point in a relationship to where the girl is comfortable jerking off the guy.

Ted reached Jerk-Status with Liz last week!

by Adb1002 August 29, 2018

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Rockefeller Status

When you are at a party and the keg is tapped.

1. Dude, any beer left?
2. No, they tapped the keg, just like they tapped the oil field......Rockefeller Status

by MikeSmith October 14, 2012

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status masterbation

A facebook, twitter, or other social media status update that serves only for the psychosocial gratification of the poster, not unlike sexual masterbation.

-Did you see Lisa's most recent facebook status update about how happy she is with her life and how thankful she is for everyone?

-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.

by andmybow February 20, 2014

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