Stale Turtle

A stale turtle is when your having a shit and you accidently chop the end off and its goes back up never to be seen again rotting inside you

I had a shit last night and ended up having a stale turtle it was very disappointing.

by StaleTurtle August 17, 2023

Bing Stalker

Someone who uses Bing.com to aide them in stalking somone.

Hmmm.. I wonder what Ashley's house looks like..oh! I know I'll look on Bing. Gawd I'm such a Bing Stalker

by NinjaSkillzz July 3, 2009

Middle-Staller

The gayest person in the bathroom, they often get in the middle of two other men to pee. They are not always "gay" just fags

I'm not going in the middle

Neither am I

Hey guys (goes in middle)

wow middle-staller

by MojoJOE Morrow May 5, 2010

Stall Stalker

A person that gets caught looking thru the slit in the toilet stall door and then comes back to look at you for a second time

Dude, I was on the crapper dropping a deuce and I noticed a stall-eye. A few minutes later I noticed that the stall stalker had returned to scene of the crime for a second look.

by oldiver December 8, 2010

Schoolyard Stalker

A person at school who always stares at you, follows you around, try's to hang out with you, etc.

Ryan is a total "Schoolyard Stalker."

by KissMyAssYouFatWhore January 20, 2011

Sleeper Stalker

when someone acts like a cool person until the have integrated theirself and their friends into your life, then start to engage in stalker activites, such as constantly trying to talk to you and bringing up unimportant things you previously said and begging you to love them. these are ticky to deal with as if you block them and try staying away from them they will use their friend connections to find you

guy 1: God i have an annoying stalker she just wont leave me alone!
guy 2: just block her
guy 1: i cant she's a sleeper stalker
guy 2: that sucks dude

by DUSKJones April 28, 2011

Urinal stalemate

Much like a game of chess. When 5 urinals are present and male 1 takes the first urinal. Male 2 then comes along and takes the urinal 3 spots down so male 3 canot piss if they respect the Urinal Rule. Checkmate

Male 1: Dammit i was Urinal stalemated today!
Male 2: Oh wow thats dog man.
Male 1: I know! If only he wasnt a douchebag.

by Yolo Dicks Swaggins Mcgee November 13, 2013