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To creepily stalk another person by looking at their accounts on two different websites (Ex. Twitter, Facebook) and then discussing they websites in comparison.
"She wrote on my Facebook wall about my latest Tweet. How creepy. Such Crossreference internet stalking."
by lilliegeena March 13, 2010
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stuffing the stocking

1. The act of a man ejaculating into a sock. This term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to masturbate around christmas time. And also by horny elves
Man 1: "Hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?"
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes
by MoGameDenYou December 18, 2010
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smacking

1. awesome; incredible; great; fantastic
-can also be used as-
2. horrible; useless; bad quality
3. Interjection
That was a smacking performance!

What smacking sound quality...

Smack that!
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stalking

something a dumb ugly guy does when you DONT WANT HIM. No you didnt just ask her out or flirted , she told you NO 500 times and you didnt hear it. No one looks at your myspace. Youre delusional and sick and need a life stalker boy.
he was STALKING her and he tried to pass it off as FLIRTING.
by ddfg December 26, 2007
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slacking-off

The act of one giving themselves an over-the-pants handie, whereas they are either unable or too lazy to pull their pants down and masturbate correctly.
"This morning at work John was totally caught slacking-off under his desk."

"I always slack-off at dinner on the first date."
by StonyBear November 10, 2011
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spacking

Swift emotional movements of limbs and torso.
An unskilled tap dancer pushing her ungainly feet to exhaustion to the embarrasment of all.
by Jerome Nyssen July 21, 2005
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Blue stocking

Nerdy girl who doesn't bother with fashion or hair styling and make up, sometimes to the point of childish lack of dress sense.

Originates in the 18th century where the 'blue' wool stockings were casual, laid back options as opposed to expensive silk ones in ever-changing fashions. The 'blue stockings' were scholarly women who were too busy engaged in improving their minds to worry about constantly updating their wardrobes.

Like 'nerd' and 'boffin' this term is a social stereotype for what is actually a trait of Asperger's Syndrome/autism: the lack of awareness of social cues and trends such as fashion, the desire for comfortable dress and just finding studying more interesting than expensive dress.
Lol look at that girl who only wears jeans and geek tees or shirts, doesn't do her hair or nails or make up or know designer fashions, what a blue stocking.

A woman doesn't become a blue stocking until there's no chance of men being interested in her legs...
by Mozzie89 December 21, 2010
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