The Splits

When one's urine stream is divided/diverted in > 1 direction.
The challenge is to recognize it quickly & get the majority if not all of the urine in the toilet bowl. Piss shivers have the same effect.

Whoa, in the middle of the night I had a wicked case of the splits & peed all over the floor, wall & toilet.

by TMoneyID April 5, 2010

Wig split

When someone gets their head split in two or more pieces.

Machete wielding Mexican gang member 1- Let's go in there and fuck him up ey.
Gang member 2-- Yea do it ey.
Gang member 2-Ese no, he doesn't look like a human being any more, stop it ey. His head is in over six pieces now vato.
Gang member 1- You think so ese? He got his wig split ey?

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2017

split me kipper

to vigorously insert one's fist into a female's genitalia

ooooh ay, i split ya ma's kipper last night.

by pablo dahill's ma October 2, 2003

split shift

to have a day off in between drinking, normally in the sense of the weekend from thursday to sunday.

Jack: Hey bro you getting crunk all weekend?
Scotty: No im only doing a split shift.

by Scotty Matheson August 4, 2007

monkey split

Girls vagg.

Damn, that monkey split's tight!

by jew-who wit a little rum March 4, 2009

Shit Split

When two people shot gun a single beer, two holes in one beer.

Yo man, my boyfriend and gay best friend just shit split that last beer. It was something to behold!

by JanusAnalprobe May 6, 2011

banana panty split

A sex act invented by Iowa college students. While engaging in intercourse, the woman needs to have a pair of yellow crotchless panties, and the man has a can of spray whipped cream...other toppings can be used for this too. The man tops his treat with desired condiments. Then he fucks the female, making the split with his banana...enjoy the cleanup.

Dude, last night Megan and I totally made a banana panty split!

by TheDukesofRandom October 27, 2009