Spider Monkey Sex Party

A game which involves a group of men who masturbate fervently like Spider Monkeys until they ejaculate all over the wall. The winner is the first person to unload while the last has to lick up all the mess.

Example: Lorenzo's 40th Birthday Party

by Segun A. May 14, 2005

Spider Punch

A Spider Punch is performed when receiving oral sex from a female just before you ejaculate you pull your cock out of her mouth and cum in your hand. Once you have a nice wad of cum in your hand you fling it at her like a spider web and then punch her in the nose and make her bleed. The Spider punch is typically given as payback or revenge.

Jamie spider punched Mary-Lou for giving such a shitty blow job

by Marin3r January 10, 2008

spdst

Stupid People Do Stupid Things. Group from thunder bay, canada who do crazy stupid stunts and skits. they have a website (www.spdst.com) and a DVD called disarray from the bay.

Jumping off high things.. doing bodily harms is SPDST.

by Jon November 28, 2004

Spider money shot

This is the arachnid version of the common finishing scene in a porn. When the female spider eats the male spider at the end of making love, this is the spider money shot.

Also sometimes defined as the result if Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Brazilian Wandering spider and developed Priapism, the state of a permanent erection, and could spurn spider silk from his urethra. The end result would be a series of literal money shots with his webbing in order to rescue and or defeat a villain.

PETER!
SORRY AUNT MAY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO GIVE YOU A SPIDER MONEY SHOT.

by spidermoneyshot November 9, 2010

pussy spider

A crude outside decoration consisting of a black spraypainted rubber vagina with 8 pipe cleaner legs and only 2 googly eyes. Usually hung from the tree when no other decorations are usable.

George the neighborhood pervert realized he hadn't any decorations for Halloween so he whipped up a batch of pussy spiders from his old worn-out rubber vaginas.

by Shit Wizard March 26, 2009

rock spider

Usually a man of 40+ that likes to interfere with young children mostly young boys.

Look at that "Rock Spider" perving on the kids at the swimming pool.

by Furmy September 19, 2006

skids

Any type of footwear, though usually men's and/or sneakers.

Hey G, where'd you get them fly skids?

by purecoda January 5, 2006