A medically unstable condition consisting of rapidly rising levels of semen in the human body. If left untreated, it may result in loss of appetite, drowsiness and wiener paralysis. Known subjects to have suffered from DSB include Michael Jackson and Zack Stamper.
When a person is referring to a lack of intimate contact for an extended period of time, a friend may say "Whoa, I hope you don't get the DSB (Deadly Sperm Buildup) bro!"
by Pearbear88 July 12, 2020
Get the DSB (Deadly Sperm Buildup)mug. Billy: My sister almost walked in on me masturbating.
Fred: Guess you could call that "A Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind".
Billy: Damn it Fred, you're not funny.
Fred: Guess you could call that "A Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kind".
Billy: Damn it Fred, you're not funny.
by AcneAndAnthrax May 4, 2015
Get the Close Encounter Of The Sperm Kindmug. theirs a ginger sitting in front of you in the bus and you start harrasing him, when he starts to talk you yell,shut up you "sperm burping butt pirate"
by MR. Bower April 27, 2009
Get the sperm burping butt piratemug. the answer to end all discussion, friendly or foe, concerning moms, sisters, girlfriends, significant others, et. al.
Statement: Your (mom, sister, et. cetera) is such a whore, she was busy getting mushroom stamped by the lollipop guild while the seven dwarfs where tunneling their way down the big rock candy mountain!
Reply: shut up you sperm burping granny banger!
Response: .... nothing.... that's right.... nothing
Reply: shut up you sperm burping granny banger!
Response: .... nothing.... that's right.... nothing
by Pimp JimmyZ February 28, 2009
Get the sperm burping granny bangermug. Christina the Trout Townsend has recently been spotted off the coast of Long Beach. Stay away from this sperm burping gutter slut, Sean Murphy has infested her with cooties.
by dr.willow January 27, 2007
Get the sperm burping gutter slutmug. beth from the trailer park
by steve April 22, 2004
Get the walking talking sperm bankmug. We love you Joe, you fuck! And by love I mean I fucking hate your god damn taint and everything else it's attached to!
by Andy April 17, 2005
Get the Cunt rejecting sperm slurpermug.