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common sense

Dead and buired, with grubs consuming it's flesh.

"There is a chalk outline being drawn around common sense, and most people cannot even identify the victim."
-Dennis Miller
Lackers of common sense: liberals, teachers unions, communists, socialists, 99.8% of Hollywood, those who suscribe to the National Enquierer, the Media, 9/10ths of Junior High School children, people arrested for trespassing, 3/4ths of people on the road, the postal system, the people who's stunts actually manage to get the words "Don't put genitles in hose" on vaccum cleaners, liberal arts and philosophy majors, 100% of the government, those who dine on puffer fish, judges who actually take cases for morons who burn themselves on coffee and sue the resteraunt, the jury who accqutted OJ, those who wrapped their homes in duct-tape post 9/11, high school dropouts, people who use the rhythm method, people who attempted to masturbate with a freshly baked pie, anybody that went to see a Tom Green movie, those who order a diet coke with supersize burgers and fries, and finally, those who think John Kerry can win in November.
by X-S~ July 2, 2004
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Spencers

A gag-gift store that features tasteless/tacky merchandise such as various items with marijuana leaves on them. The store is usually cluttered and the sex toys are for poor people who dont mind purchasing and using a vibrator that has been opened and taken out of the box 6 times.
I hate Spencers, Spencers is trashy.
by JukeJointJezebel July 12, 2006
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brandon spence

the maddest of all cunts.
by slippery slimy salamanda December 12, 2010
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Sensenbook

Any long lectures and/or speeches that are written by someone over IM. Usually taking 5 minutes to write and being at least a paragraph long.
Example needs three words and 20 letters so here it is. The Definition is self explanitory.
by Fire Breathing Dragon September 14, 2005
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shense

Combination of Shitty and Sense. In otherwords, bullshit. A clandestine manner of telling someone they are full of shit.
After smiling and noding at your superior's instructions for some time, this person finally comes to a conclusion. Instead of telling this person they are full of shit you say, with a straight face, "Yes sir, that makes perfect shense"

Someone who just told a very bad joke can be said to have a very good shense of humor.
by Michael Marsh April 29, 2008
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spencer punch

by Tanslam November 18, 2013
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spencer cleveland

A native man who has a very deep voice. Probably a rapist. Lives in WA.
"Oh my god! Hide your penis! Spencer Cleveland is coming!"
by FunnyGuy15 June 2, 2014
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