Meat Santa

A butcher; especially in the month of December.

{Butcher}: Here's your prime rib, all wrapped up real nice.
{Customer}: Thank you, and have a merry Christmas, Meat Santa!

by Telephony December 5, 2018

spants

skinny jeans that have been cut right above the knee; usually worn by skooter kids

Those are some bamf spants!

by plurangel September 11, 2009

Santa Claus

Codeword for the guy we depend on to deliver the good bud.
He don't just show up on Christmas Eve; but, he is rather erratic on his timing, dammit.

KELLY (on cell): Hey, Gary just thought I'd let you know: I haven't seen SANTA CLAUS. So, I guess it's 'whenever.' I wish he'd hurry up and at least gimme a call.
My boyz are itchin'.
GARY: "Well, maybe he's stuck in traffic. It'll be Christmas soon."
KELLY: "Alright, man. I just thought I'd let you know."

by Chingo Bolamongo December 22, 2006

santee

rednecks and a nice drive in.

hey lets to see bobby sue and her toothless hick husband

by highrida4rmgrapestreet BBK July 1, 2005

Santa

Santa as he appears today is an advertising device created by CocaCola company. His origins lie in history.

Of particular note is his incarnation as St. Nicholas. Translate this into another language - Santa Claus. Santa is not a respelling of Satan, but a Spanish translation of saint - note the towns and cities with Santa in the name (e.g. Santa Barbara).

Santa in his present incarnation does tend to skew the meaning of Christmas into a self-centred greed, rather than a celebration of love.

Santa has appeared in many different incarnations around the world, throughout history.

by Altruism December 9, 2008

santa claus

1. A fake Christmas from the north pole who make toys for good boys and girls with his elves and wife.
2. A Turkish man named St. Nicholas who made little trinkets for poverty-stricken children and put the toys in the shoes they left on their doorsteps.
3. A lie parents tell their children so they don't cause trouble all year but'll never go to the 'jects.
4. The guy at the mall and the kids take a picture with some desperate fat guy who probably is a drunk who abuses his wife and hates kids.

1. "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
2.
3. Timmy, if you're good and quiet Santa Claus will get you that bike you want...and I can fuck Uncle Nick all year without you telling this time.
4. Ho!Ho!Ho...later...Fuckin' brats (chugs) this soup is cold bitch! (slaps wife).

by MayaEA April 26, 2006

Santa Cruz

sick as town in california bay area. great beaches and great overall vibe. everyone smokes weed and partys all night. santa cruz is surf city!! the slugs (ucsc students) and tourists are laaaame. Santa cruz high is a good high school where everyone gets baked at lunch.

me: i grew up in santa cruz
person: you mean The santa cruz?

me: yes?
person: i heard santa cruz was the best place in the world
me: you heard right

by caligirl123 October 21, 2010