spaggett

A substance you should never touch by any FUCKING circumstance.

Tom: *Touches spaggett*
Jim: *Launches lazer beam obliterating Tom coming from his penis*

by Nibber Fabbot May 13, 2018

Spagettie dick

When your dick gets stuck in a garbage disposal.

My dick is stuck, it looks like a tasmanian devil went crazy on spagettie, spagettie dick

by Joker 44 September 17, 2019

Spaghattso

spaghetti

/spəˈɡatzo/

noun

pasta made in solid strings, between macaroni and vermicelli in thickness.

It's also used as a term in having a soft penis like wet spaghetti.

OMG THIS IS GOOD Spaghattso how do you make it.

He went all Spaghattso on me last night, it was quite sad.

by Meatrooky October 4, 2020

Spagetteeeeeeeeeeeeee

spaghetti but spelled really lazy and bad

Anna: what do you want for dinner?

David: I want SPAGETTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Setepnas June 5, 2021

spahgetti sauce

This word is intented to be use as like piss for example, instead of i pissed on my self, it's "i have spahgetti sauce all over me." #fucklisaswope #bobbysbeer #queersonthecomputer #youwannabowlofcereal #jackgetmesomepopcornanda7up

"i spilled my spahgetti sauce on my balls, god damnit i need a napkin, holy sussy black balls."

by Fuck Lisa Swope January 16, 2022

Spaghelibate

Someone who hates spaghetti

I don’t like spaghetti I’m a spaghelibate

by Toe07 July 6, 2022

spaggetiosam

Someone whos cool, artistic, and somewhat autistic. Never making you feel left out and loves you no matter what if they’re your friend.

Person 1: “Hey, is that a spaggetiosam?”
Person 2: “I think it is! No wonder why my dick is extremely grasping for a clench right now!”

by mewskott August 18, 2023