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Joseph Smith

Every Hebrew letter is a number. The name Joseph Smith written in Hebrew adds up to 666. Joseph is: Yod = 10. Holem Waw = 6. Samech = 60. Pheh = 80. Smith is: Samech = 60. Mem = 40. Yod = 10. Thau = 400. Add it up.
by Isaiah Fourman January 20, 2009
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Smithed

When posting on a message board commenting on something someone else has said without quoting it and your comment showing up on the next page. Often times being smithed can lead to interesting results of embarassment or random confusion.
"He packed so much in my bun I thought I was going to explode.*

EDIT: aw sh*t, smithed again!"

*in reference to being asked how his sub sandwich was.
by RenoBlack September 13, 2005
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smith bag

A person that is mad over nothing, or butt hurt, acting like a jark because your feelings got hurt.
somebody tells a joke about smith. smith gets mad, and pouts alot. this is called being a smith bag or smiffy.
by soul plane August 26, 2009
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Smith Syndrome

Lack of attempting new tricks on a skateboard. Very common in new skaters, and skaters after an injury.
He hasn't landed a kickflip yet, maybe he has SMITH SYNDROME.
by berrace April 23, 2010
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smitheryn

A weasel-ish type of man who eats used napkins and steals baby's hats. Pretty much a crim baba.
Tom "Hey where did my dirty socks go?"
Reginald "That little Smitheryn is probably cuddling with them like a crim baba."
Tom "Indubitably."
by TurkeyMcDonald February 1, 2014
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Sluthanded Compliment

A compliment you say to somebody for inderectly suggesting that you find them sexually attractive.

This term applies to comments where you intend to or accidentally hint that you think they're attractive.
"Did you see John give my wife that sluthanded compliment at dinner? He's obviously trying to be sly about making inappropriate comments toward my wife, and I will not tolerate it"

-- Self-conscious married douchebag

Example of an actual sluthanded compliment: "Hey your girlfriend's dress looks really good tonight, she could model in that, you're a lucky guy."
-- Sly and smart toolbag who clearly wants to fuck his friend's girlfriend
by somerandomasshole July 2, 2015
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Smith & Jiffy

A Smith & Jiffy is a British slang term for three different things. Either a quick masturbation session, a smoke or making a sandwich. It's usually used at the end of a conversation as someone is leaving
Oi, Ethan! I'll be back in a Smith & Jiffy!
by SBliss August 27, 2017
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