nick nagy

A small Jewish boy who lives under a tarp and masturbates all day. Eventually evolves into a smitheryn.

Jethroe "Come out from that tarp, boy! Quit being a nick nagy!"
Inbred Step-Son " Sorry Pa."

by TurkeyMcDonald February 01, 2014

smitheryn

A weasel-ish type of man who eats used napkins and steals baby's hats. Pretty much a crim baba.

Tom "Hey where did my dirty socks go?"
Reginald "That little Smitheryn is probably cuddling with them like a crim baba."
Tom "Indubitably."

by TurkeyMcDonald February 01, 2014