Slacked

When you got fucked by some dude without a condom, then he dropped an anvil on your head and flew away with their elytra.

"Sup blud, have you ever been slacked" said Albi.
"Too many times to count." Elaina replies.

by pooslayer89 July 7, 2024

Slacking Bitches

When you have sex with a female without a condom, you then drop an anvil on her head and fly away with your elytra.

"What have you been up to, Albi" says Carter
"Oh me? I've been... slacking bitches" replies Albi

by pooslayer89 July 7, 2024

Slack Block

Prevention of someone else's ability to slack off. At work, if your computer is being repaired, but you are offered a loaner to continue to be productive, the IT guy 'slack blocked' you. If at home, you're significant other presents a reasonable request to do something, that prevents you from vegging.

My computer is being worked on by IT and I thought I'd have the afternoon off, but they slack blocked me with a loaner machine.

by ChadinDarien July 17, 2024

Slackcident

Run your mouth in the wrong channel? Hit send too early? Use a banned word and get publicly scolded by a bot? React to someone's post with a totally inappropriate emoji? Alas, you have had a Slackcident.

Alia, did you mean to talk all that shit in #general, or did you have a Slackcident?

by passthatatlas July 24, 2024

slackle

(verb) to give insane, sloppy, world-ending head

Lonkdor: "I for real got my ding-dong SLACKLED last night!"
Greebus: "No way man!"
Lonkdor: "I can barely WALK dude."

"Is it so hard to get someone to slackle my ding-dong?"

by burgunsilly July 28, 2024

Slack Jaw Yockle

A person who is currently living either on a reservation or in a trailer and is missing teeth and brain cells. They wear outfits and never change them nor do they wash only when they’re tank gets refilled or there chief wants to be more generous like gender equality. They all have the same interest in lumber industry.

Random person: I can’t see you im blind

Slack Jaw Yockle: oh don’t worry your not missing out on much my supplement of bannock bread hasn’t been delivered im looking very unlucky

by Michael Mirkly January 3, 2025

Slacker shawty

That one girl who plays on her IPad for hours, avoids responsibilities and schoolwork, manages to get C’s or B’s in all her courses somehow without even caring about what’s going on.

Imma slacker shawty n ion care

by goofbitchx March 25, 2025