brown showers

The sex act when a woman with a soft juicy delicious ass has her anus inches from a males face starts to defecate into the waiting male mouth thus causing the male to ejaculate while tasting and smelling of a womans shit.

Who wants brown showers?

by LOL:):) April 17, 2014

Glastonbury Shower

using moist towelettes as a replacement for running water. so-called due to its popularity at music festivals (particularly at Glastonbury due to the fact that it will inevitably rain causing everyone and everything to become caked in mud and sewage)
similar to the Glasgow shower except that the dirt is actually removed rather than covered up with deodorant

after a hard night filled with partying and substance abuse, followed by sleeping in a damp sweaty tent, a quick Glastonbury Shower provides a much-needed 'burst of freshness'

by D-Bizz December 14, 2006

Alabama Cold Shower

Not a sexual act so much as a practicle joke that makes people hate you and wish you had been aborted before birth.

Step one: Take one bucket of Diahrea

Step two: add ice

step three: put bucket in fridge for several hours

Step four: Wait for recipient to take a shower and dump bucket over the shower stall while yelling "Here's an Alabama Cold Shower for the Mornin wood"

The last step varies however. The Alabama Cold Shower knows not time or place. It can happen at any time of day or night, and the recipient may be sitting on the couch, sleeping his his/her own bed, walking under a bridge, it really doesnt matter and the possibilities are endless

(Writers Note: Keep in mind that unless your recipient likes having cold diahrea poured over them they will like either beat the shit out of you the first chance they get or enact an even worse punishment for the action. Friendships have been lost over this kind of shit and it is best to pick your target carefully)

Two months of rent was a lot of money to welch on. MArk thought it might be time John had a taste of the ole Alabama Cold Shower to change his mind

The Alabama Cold Shower is among the worth things you can find int he shower. Did you know that 11 out of 10 people would rather be water boarded than receive one? And the 11nth person was a unborn baby who kicked so furiously in his mother womb that we took it as another "HELL NO"

by Erutious August 16, 2010

shower of fury

the act of violently spraying your loved ones with airborne swimmers

Everytime I give Lucy a shower of fury, I step back and look down on her, and say,"God, your beautiful when you frown."

by BiggJussn July 28, 2005

Shower Duck

The sound a fart makes in the shower

I was taking a shower and farted. Man you should have heard that Shower Duck.

by Las Vegas shark June 25, 2008

Shower Ball

When a locker room shower full of men has a bouncy ball or multiple bouncy balls thrown into the shower. The balls bounce around and it sucks. You cant win.

Hey Tony, wanna play shower ball after the big game?

No man, im still sore from last night, and i cant win.

by HGUNIT200023 September 10, 2010

pre-shower

the shower that one takes in preparation for another shower. preformed when the party in question is so dirty that one shower would just not cut it. it is not uncommon to smell worse after a pre-shower, similar to the way dishes smell horrible right when they come out of the dishwasher.

Guy: Dude, you need to come over right now, i just got mario kart

Dude: chill guy, i just got back from ultimate frisbee, i gotta shower

Guy: Ultimate frisbee? i would recommend a pre-shower. can't have you stinkin' up my casa.

Dude: i feel you

by sandwix June 23, 2008