Shmove

A shmove is another word for smooth and move “a smooth move” usually when you make a move on your crush that works

Guy 1: Hey I’ve never tried sushi
Girl 2: How! it’s the best thing ever, you need to try
Guy 1: Yeah we should definitely go try sometime
Girl 1: Sure how about tomorrow

(Later)
Guy 2 to Guy 1: Damn bro what a shmove you pulled

by Jaybro356 February 1, 2020

shmoused

to be heavily inebriated, a mix of housed and smashed. One of the most drunken states.

1. I don't knoe if I hve evr ben so shmoused in my lyfe.

by Bouch March 2, 2005

Shmoob

The male version of the shoob (shoulder boob)

Hey that guys SHMOOB was all hanging out of his wife beater!!

by Shmoobly April 25, 2010

Shmozzle

The thing inside you that makes you feel worried or stressed

Don't wozzle your shmozzle

by Nozzley May 12, 2010

shmoose

1. To act like a celebrity at a party

2. The act of disliking jeb bush

1. I Shmoosed at the party we went to
2. Hey bill do you shmoose? Ye I do tom.

by Rey mysterifaggot February 4, 2016

shmookie

When a autistic kid pulls his pants all the way down at a urinal and to get back at him you shove 2 fingers up their ass and get poop on your finger and eat it.

Shut up before I give you a shmookie.

by MarvelousTea255 April 19, 2022

Shmohawk

When a person makes an absolutely outlandish decision, and after some time, that decision comes back to haunt them even more.

Marian Hossa turned down a 7 year $48 million dollar contract from the Penguins to play for the Red Wings last Fall, and instead signed a 1-year $7.8 million dollar contract with the Red Wings in order to have a better chance at winning the Stanley Cup. Last week, the Penguins beat the Red Wings in the Finals and the Shmohawk got to watch his teammates celebrate without him.

by LakeForestWASP June 17, 2009