bone shield

A nerdy version of a condom.

I was going to have sex but I didn't have a bone shield, so I played WOW instead.

by bmick65 December 25, 2007

mound shield

When someone cock blocks a lesbian.

Mike D is mound shielding Ravan again.

by Kara Thrace September 3, 2009

oh shice

A substitute for posh people when they want to say oh shit

Oh shice darling! I'm just going to pop to the ladies, I seem to be menstruating

by dawonchengxiao January 28, 2017

beer welding shield

When the term "Beer Goggles" doesn't go far enough to describe a drunk person's inability to see what s/he is about to do.

Joe: Did you see who John was taking home?
Fred: Yeah, he was totally beer goggling.
Joe: No, he was way beyond that. He had a beer welding shield.

by mathmonkey February 9, 2009

shape

the name for a party or sesh that accomodates the use of party drugs including mandy or cocaine. the best way to spend any night, tripping balls and loving life.

can't wait to get shaped up tonight

WE'RE SHAPING!
shape on friday?

by imceryslookatme August 5, 2017

Shiela

the whole universe

Everyone who dislikes will end up with someone named shiela

by miss perfectly fine August 16, 2021

meat shield

person which stops a bullet for someone else using their body

rule number 1.
1. Dedicated meat shield is always the lesser cool person.

rule number 2.
2. If you're name is lauren o' boyle, you are always meat shield

Lauren is a meat shield.

by Urban Dictionary-ary September 25, 2006