seismonic

A misspelling of the band Semisonic, known best for their hit "Closing Time"

Jack: Yo dude I totally heard this cool song from the band Seismonic! *starting to sing the one part of closing time that everyone only knows*
Greg: Um do you mean Semisonic?

by This Name's Taken Already December 3, 2019

Seasononic

Literature, Melodramas, and Hollywood Movie quotes that correlate with the current season.

On December 13th y buddy was trying to give me a movie quote from National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. To which I replied, "That was so seasononic!"

by DarkPassenger_ December 13, 2020

Season 5 Flash

Arguably the absolute worst season of the arrowverse. Largely in part due to the lack of chin on the flash's costume. Grant Gustin without the chin piece in his suit is horrific to say the least. He looks like if a pedophile got stoned and started running around the city.

WTF is Season 5 Flash????

by 1oftheBOYS February 12, 2021

seasonal penis

a penis that sprouts only in December month.

I belong in the month of December, but not in any other month. I am not a holiday. What am I? ANSWER: seasonal penis

by Brad~COLDpeppa July 8, 2021

seasonally ethnically ambiguous

When the shade of your skin changes significantly between seasons enough that people can't pin down what ethnicity you might be.

Person A: "Oh Man, it's winter again. People can't tell if I'm brown enough to be racist to or white enough to be polite to"

Person B: "Dammit! I know what you mean. We're both so seasonally ethnically ambiguous"

by epiwonk July 20, 2021

Seasonal release

A limited release of a generic, pretentious beer from your local wanky craft brewery. Only limited because everyone realises it's shit, so won't drink it again.

Wanky craft brewery: What did you make of our seasonal release?

Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.

by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021

Seasoning pack

Slang used to describe condoms since they both usually come in square packs

Last night with shawty was crazy I had to pull out the seasoning pack

by Jay breezy makes it easy February 21, 2022