Shit Sandwich

A way of giving crappy news to someone.

The news is dressed up as, first a positive statement then the bad news, and then a positive statement to take the edge off things.

Hey man, I saw your Lovely Sister last night, shame she was being Spit Roasted by your Dad and his Bro, your Mum looked happy though....

by DDni September 17, 2005

italian sandwich

A loaf of fresh italian bread stuffed with 1lb. italian ham, 1lb. genoa salami, 1lb. mortadella,an entire mozzarella sliced,lettuce,tomato,onion,oil and vinegar.

Yo Tony, lets go to da deli and and get a freakin italian sandwich.

by Frank S. November 23, 2006

bulldog eating a ham sandwich

A mangled, or well used vagina; a sloppy slit; a whores cooter; a vagina containing excessive wrinkles....

Damn Becky's slit looked like a "bulldog eating a ham sandwich".

by Beerswizle October 16, 2003

boob sandwich

When a man sticks his face between a woman's boobies.

Brad passed up Angela's offer for a boob sandwich because he is gay.

by safehammer August 31, 2005

vertical bacon sandwich

A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.

Did you go down on that chick?

No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.

by Muivirt August 30, 2006

sandwich artist

A person who makes sandwiches at subway.

"That chick is a sandwich artist. Sucks to be her, $9.00 an hour and you have to put up with some shitty customers."

by boooyakacha December 4, 2007

Sandwich Bitch

(n) female acquaintance that will do whatever she is told to do.

Jenny is my sandwich bitch.

me: hey jenny go make me a sandwich
Jenny: i only have pb&j is that alright
me: no
Jenny: ok I'll go get something else

by stud11 June 18, 2009