swiffer

when an unsuspecting female isgrabbed by the ankles nd used as a mop o clean man fluid off of the floor

What's that on the floor?
I don't know. I will clean it with a swiffer!

by Da' Hamma November 30, 2003

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Swiffer Wet Jet

Noun: When a couple is having sex girl on top. She then proceeds to urinate on his chest and rubs the urine in with her butt, somewhat in the motion of mopping the floor or a dog with fleas rubbing it's butt on the carpet.

Guy 1: Dude this girl was a freak she totally Swiffer Wet Jetted me.

Guy 2: Dude that's gross!.

by Agricai September 25, 2011

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Spiffer

The root of all things that lounge in the awesomeness of spiff.

Spiff can be traced back to ancient Anglo-Saxon society when kings would ride through the shitholes of England. The people would be liberated from their shit shoveling lives by the spiff surrounding the king and his knights.

This is true, bitches...

Spifferific, Spiffy, Spifftastic, etc...

I'm really feeling the energy of that spiffer...

by Rick James June 21, 2004

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jizz snifter

a. a container for semen
b. a person with semen in their mouth.

Mikel is like a hand-blown jizz snifter.

by illmasta May 4, 2003

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Snifferbuster

A person, usually a dude that will hang out with a guy best friend and his best friends girl. The person usually will end up sitting in the corner of the room while his best friend gets action by his girlfriend. This person will usually accept that they are a loser and will most likely never have a chance at ever getting a girl.

Best Friend: Hey want to have some fun?
Girl: Absolutely!
A Snifferbuster: Ok, I'll just sit in my corner and leave you alone for a bit, no problem.

by Snifferbuster April 24, 2010

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