Smegster

A person who has an unhealthy buildup of smegma and never fucking cleans their genitals because they’re too busy playing fucking Roblox Skibidi Toilet Tower Defense or flicking the bean to Vtubers.

Bartholomew: Hehehe, I can’t wait to play Skibidi Toilet Role Play!

Bob: Please shut the fuck up you fucking smegster.

by AMadHat September 18, 2024

Smeggle

At the end of every month (or if they are ever feeling down) , if you are the traditional type , it is strongly advised to give your partner a smeggle. Giving a somebody a smeggle is the act of letting your smegma build up over the course of the month to then use your partner as a canvas to paint a tasteful picture with your smegma. This can be done anywhere, usually the face or the chest, the point of giving a smeggle is to show your friends your smeggles and compare them at the end of the month. This activity is seen as fun !

I give my girlfriend way better smeggles than you man, you need to get better at it if you want her to stay with you.

by Bonslyyyy October 10, 2024

SMEGmania

SMEGmania is the action of believing the hype, locking in and loving this game in the sport of running.

I just finished my running session and discovered SMEGmania. I love SMEGmania!

by jsomsihth December 8, 2024

Smegmadonis

A roommate who frequently masturbates in the bathroom you are all sharing.

Person 1: "Don't go in the bathroom for a little bit, Smegmadonis just got done taking a 45 minute "shower""

Person 2: This place is a prison

by FeetFinderConnoisseur January 16, 2024

Smegma Ball

A dung beetle like ball but it is made from the "cheese" of ones uncircumcised. Unnaturally occurring phenomenon, only made through ones curiosity and boredom.

Mert: Hey did you see how big Kuba's smegma ball was?
Cumfadel: Yeah, that shit was like a medicine ball.
Corey: Hey, look at mine!

by mrhds January 19, 2024

Smegmadon

A man with an absurd amount or smegma (dick cheese) which is used to make 3D models of Sharks. It is commonly used as an insult towards the uncircumcised smegma havers.

Person 1: "Damn bro, I have a lot of smegma."
Person 2: "You should become a Smegmadon"

by NotGaryWilko February 18, 2024

Smegma

food

i love how this smegma tastes

by foreskinslapper February 18, 2024