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gran slam

When you take your buddy's granny and do the slamming granny in the fanny on her.
John: "Tom I did the gran slam on your granny last night. I was pretty wasted. Sorry man."

Tom: " That is Fucked up. Now I have to do the San Francisco bird feeder on your mom."
by Papa Smurf blue baller June 11, 2017
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Slammed Jam

when you drop your jar of strawberry jam and accidentally become a game development team
"hey jerry seinfeld i got the jam- oh shit"
smash
"hi im jerry seinfeld it seems you have made the slammed jam on accident"
laugh track
by mopade June 29, 2023
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Slam Dunk

The act of forcing a woman's head into the toilet while slamming her either doggy style or in the ass. The head dunk is usually accomanied by a flush or two.
After we gang banged the girl we met at the club, I took her aside for some alone time in the bathroom and gave her a slam dunk.
by Raw Doggie September 15, 2003
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Slam Pig

Noun. circa spring break 2002. Slampigs are at home on any dance floor. They're easy to spot with their tight black pants and fat rolls that showcase their whale tales whilst pushing up a shirt size too small. Slampigs are last to leave the dancefloor and normally raise the tempreture of any club by 100 degrees due to their fat faces chewing up all the free oxygen. They're the ugly little sis to Cougars and 2nd cousins to the Coyote Ugly.
Dude run. Slam Pigs nine o'clock.
by Douche McMurphlenuts May 4, 2007
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Slam-tart

A really hot chick that engages in uncharacteristically promiscuous behavior. While most hot girls require a nice dinner, compliments, and respect from guys before they sleep with them, a slam-tart doesn't want this--she just wants to bang and be degraded. Although they act like slam-pigs, they are hot; therefore, they are slam-tarts.
"Yo dudes I can't believe you got with those girls! They were so hot"

"Naw man, they were just slam-tarts. They both just wanted some dick so we banged each one, then pulled a switch-a-roo. They didn't even make us wash our dicks off."
by Hollystar April 20, 2010
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sphincter slam

A sexual manovere in which sum 1 proceeds to jump and land on there front will giving sumone a buttfuck
Jim gave micheal a huge sphincter slam.
There was blood every where
by Lucas December 31, 2003
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Rampage Slam

After having sex up against a cage, you slam your partner to the ground and howl loudly just like fighter Rampage Jackson.
What's that scream from the baseball field?
oh Steve is just giving his girlfriend the Rampage Slam.
by AC33 January 6, 2011
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