Scrub

A scrub is someone who is so god damn stupid that they drop the IQ of everyone they look at. They usually make terrible puns and really lame, overused inside jokes that nobody thinks are funny. They have high, ear-piercing voices that shatter ear drums. They have no friends and they are generally found camping on Call of Duty with a K/D of 0.1 or on Minecraft building random, ugly-ass shit.

Scrub: "OMG THIS GAME IS RIGGED! WHAT THE HELL!!!"
Person: "JESUS CHRIST, KILL YOURSELF, SCRUB. YOU'RE STRAIGHT GARBAGE! GO DRINK SOME BLEACH!

by The anti-scrub September 12, 2016

Scrub Rock

The anthems of scrubs (see scrub ) the incredibly generic music mostly appreciated by the kids in JROTC who grow puberty mustaches and hug their girls in the hallway like they're about to go to Afghanistan. Also enjoyed by the people who think small towns are a great place to never leave and by juggalos when they aren't listening to ICP. The most noteworthy examples are as follows: Nickelback, Creed, Seether, Daughtry, Three Days Grace, Hinder, etc. More commonly known as butt rock or trash metal or even "post-grunge" by those who try and justify this genre of music is even worth a non-condescending title. Popular among blue collar Americans as they lack the taste to appreciate anything they didn't hear on the radio in the mid 2000s whilst hanging out at the local Walmart.

Hey man, can I use the aux chord?

Yeah, just don't play any fucking Scrub Rock.

Oh come on, you know I don't sleep with my sister bro.

by TheCurator September 3, 2016

Scrub

Whenever you think of scrub I think people who do dumb things and act dumb like some guy at my school acts dumb and we call him a scrub.

Man Evan is such a Scrub. He's like the scrub lord.

by Flushboat69 August 12, 2016

scrub

Your best friends husband that will get her pregnant and won't man up and take responsibility. Spends his day at home doing nothing while she is working all day to pay the bills and rent.

When is Jorge going to stop being a scrub and get a job?

by bluebirdsfly29 August 2, 2016

Pub Scrubs

An uncomfortable green and white uniform given to employees of Publix, a super market chain. The name was given after employees seemed to never take the uniform off.

Man, i hate wearing these ridiculous pub scrubs all the time. I want fabric that breathes!

by RedditSavedMe July 10, 2016

scrub pig

A short, fat woman that belives shes is country bitch but lives in a town. Usually hangs around pubs weekdays and clubs weekends. Takes anything she can get

Oi check out that scrub pig

Bro you should have seen damo take home this scrub pig the other night

by Dbrooksderela February 13, 2018

Scrub hut

Your broke friend's dirty apartment.

No, these women don't want to go to your scrub hut.

by Geisth January 5, 2017