Stoner

Stoners are people who inject stones into their bodies instead of vaccines because of the NaTuRaL mInErAlS

“my friend Sierra is a stoner, and thinks that smashing a baby with rocks is better than medicine”

by HumanBeing583829 May 5, 2019

stoner

someone who smokes bud normaly. mushrooms are cool and mind opening, stoners only use the gifts motherearth put here for us. they are super chill, happy, hungry and content, and are against stupid shit like actual drugs, xtc, coke, the fucked up chemical shit that leads to addiction. they stick to the organics, are chill as hell and look to save the world from the capitalist, coroporate, fucked up money over the free your mind agenda....they are looked down on and mocked by jocks and assholes who think they are better then them.

lets smoke a bowl, turn on dark side of the moon...
"you guys are stoners."
ok...? is that a bad thing

by the endless enigma January 8, 2008

Shoner

(noun) A person acting excessively annoying but not coming across as a jerk or a douche. Usually it becomes very frustrating to interact with said person.

"Shut up you little shoner!"

"GAHHH! You're such a shoner!"

by doogface June 18, 2014

stoner

stoner - a person who smokes cannibus regularly. Stoners are laid back, harmless and fun to chill with. Often made fun of by arrogant dirtbag high-school football players who think their gonna make it somewhere in life with no talent at all. Its ironic how those people will only make it as far as mcdonalds in their career (straight edge dicks that is).

Hey man lets go hang out with that stoner, he seems like a friendly guy.

by m-w highhhh April 22, 2009

Stoner Logic

When a stoner suddenly thinks that almost every word in the dictionary has something to do with marijuana.

An example of classic stoner logic.

Purple- Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

- I thought it was simply a color..

by Ilackimagination December 19, 2009

scone

1. Small baked buttery cake.
2. To hit someone in the head.
3. One's head.

1. "Mmmm that's a tasty scone, mum!"
2. Thomson decided he was going to scone Larry Gomes with the next delivery.
3. The cricket ball hit Larry Gomes right in the scone.

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

stoner

A stoner is NOT a loser. Stoners are people who smoke pot and have FUN. People are saying stoners are losers and making this world a bad place. It's actually the poeple who don't like them, all they care about is looking "perfect" and having money but are they actually happy, because they have all these loser freinds and fancy cars but could be having more fun being high? Stoners can have fun playing with a napkin or looking at a picture all day so who cares about all that extra money. Maybe it is true how stoners lose brain cell but they gain wisdom in life in exchange. They have a better perspective on life and have more fun living it. They arent how people stereotype them as; a loser who smokes too much weed and gets too agressive. Actually stoners are happier and way more gentle than any other "normal" person in this world and wouldn't hurt a fly. A real stoner doese not go around talking about how much weed he smoked last night either and how "cool" he is. Wow good for you, you smoked a five dollar joint...your point? So basicly a real stoner is some one who smokes pot, doesnt brag about it, and enjoys life while they are doing it. Have you ever seen an un-happy/high person in your life? I haven't. So anyone who says we are losers you can go right to hell with your boring life. God put herb on earth for us to pick and smoke it.

"I'm definately happier than that stoner, I'm smart, have a good job, no freinds. Yup this is the life!"

by Dalton Ward September 1, 2008