Scoocum

A term used when being asked to do a job or chore. Means better than good just below the term absolutely perfect.

Can you do this for me please?
Does it have to be good?
It better be scoocum or else you'll have to do it again!!

by Richard Browning January 28, 2008

Scottistentialism

The belief in the sole and absolute existence of Scott.

Trevor is proud to declare his allegiance to the church of Scottistentialism. He is a Scottistentialist.

by ScottLord May 5, 2010

scootourist

someone who likes the scooter scene and it's music and vibe but hasn't got a scooter.
This can mean at best those who wish to support the scene for those who do have scooters and love to ride whatever the weather, all the way to those who wish to enjoy the 'positive' as they see it: clothes, dance, booze, social scene, soul music, bands, cameraderie, but don't want what they see as the negative aspects 'the riding hundreds of miles on underpowered machines in poor weather, fixing vintage machines yourself, spending lots of money maintaining an inherently unreliable and expensive machine.

Scootourists: 'miss the point' of scootering
Like a biker without a bike, a hells angel without the bike, leather or brothers, a soulie without vinyl or a dancefloor, they clutter the scene believing they belong when they are deluding themselves and fooling no one else.

Hey look at Rob: what's he doing here?
Did he buy a scooter?
'No He's a scootourist now' look at his clean jacket, everyone else looks damp around the edges: not him: he came in his car!
Did you wave at him?
yeah: with 2 fingers! what a loser!
the proverbial 'spare prick at a wedding'

by terry fuckwitt1 September 28, 2011

Scoreboard Syndrome

When a player in a videogame uses their superior score in a certain match as the authority and a way to absolve themselves from criticism from other players.

I told John that he needed to work on his AK-47 spray in a CS:GO match, but he shrugged it off and told me that he was doing better and therefore I can't speak about his AK-47 spray. Carl and I knew this was a classic case of the scoreboard syndrome.

by SithLordTrevor November 4, 2019

Scotty From Marketing

A colloquial way of expressing the Australian publics views on the Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison. This is contextualised in the way of expressing the government figure as a business man instead of a politician and is usually done in the way of an insult of burr.

That scotty from marketing cunt is a fucking cocksucker aye greg
yeaaaa bazza that cunts wack

by ЩаашсшфдВ4КЛ March 2, 2020

Here's the scoop

this is whats happening

Do you know what is happening? Yep, here's the scoop

by Robbie Sherman August 20, 2004

Whore·o·scope

1. Forecast of a person's slutty future.

2. A viewing instrument such as a periscope or telescope used for loose women.

1. "That chick's Whore·o·scope indicates she's gonna give that dude a hand job on the taxi ride home."

2. "The OBGYN has to use a Whore·o·scope on your mom's lady parts."

by jane_bot February 10, 2010