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Internet Savant

A person who uses the internet deftly and creatively to answer questions that people ask them with superhuman speed and quality of result.
Person 1 - "What's the name of that song that Van Morrison sings from the 9 months sound track?"
Person 2 - "Let me look"
2 seconds pass and Person 1 receives an IM for the file transfer of the song.
Person 1 - "Dude, you are a total Internet Savant."
Person 2 - " /bow "
by Biffb December 15, 2008
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Job Savers

Gum or breath-mint taken to avoid detection of alcohol on the breath during work hours. Candy, such as a Life-Saver, can also be used to mask the alcohol on one's breath.
Tommy, do you have any Job Savers in your desk? I had a couple beers at lunch and need to talk to the boss one on one. You know he doesn't like us to drink, even at lunch.
by Hazela December 4, 2010
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Steele Savage

Mythology book illustrator; All-around bad ass.
Yesterday I was reading Edith Hamilton's Mythology and couldn't help but wonder if Steele Savage drew his pictures after himself.
by Casey Nunez March 17, 2011
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FAT SAVAGE

A fat guy who gets mad bitches and never wears a shirt. Often the center of attention. Gives no fucks what people think about him.
"Yo, did you see Biig Jay at that party last night?!"

"Yeah man! FAT SAVAGE wasn't playin any games!"
by Jay3000000 October 30, 2013
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Midnight savage

When a nice person does something that is savage in nature, and thus, totally unexpected.
"I can't believe the questions Josh asked tonight!" - Michelle
"I know! He's such a midnight savage!" - Jonathan
by J B L May 3, 2016
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techno savvy

Proficient in the use of technology, especially computers. You fucks with the future.
"See, I'm what they call techno savvy. I fucks with da future."
by sodapopp'd May 22, 2016
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to save your Obamatanic

related to, but different from, to save your sinking Titanic:

a) to be concerned, at any and all costs, about your own political legacy when you leave political office, even if said legacy may be a negative one

b) to save your political legacy before saving the decadent morality of your own political party
if you're Barack Obama, G-d may only know how to even try to save your Obamatanic, both definitions a) and b) in the aftermath of the 2016 presidential election
by Sexydimma December 11, 2016
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