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Emotional retard

Emotional ih-moh-shuh-nl; adj. from Latin emovere

Retard rtärd; n. from Latin retardāre

1. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.
2. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.
1. Person who asks his girlfriend to come to Vienna with him for a week-end, but when it turns out there is only one affordable ticket left gets it for himself and goes on his own.

2. Person who, when his girlfriend is being very generous and says she forgives him because she wants him to have a nice trip eventhough he ditched her, accuses her of being dramatic. (Girlfriend hopes he chokes on his cosy hot Vienna Chocolate, but keeps her calm because she is not an emotional retard.
by Karina Stuck-in-Belgrade April 12, 2012
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Functional Retard

A person who is obviously weird, strange, and does retard-like things, but is a fully functional human being, or whatever species they are. Usually they are assholes, but they're usually enjoyable and funny.
Example 1)

*Gonzo screams "Dick Waterfall" in the middle of an instructional period*

Jessica: What is wrong with that man

Amber: I don't know, but he must be a pretty functional kind of retard.

Example 2)

*Actual disabled child walks by*

Jessica: He's probably not a very functional retard

Amber: Dude, that's my brother.
by ThatFuckWad December 4, 2014
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rear up

to stand up on hind legs (in the case of animals)
The dog reared up and licked my hands with his floppy tongue.
by citizen of the world July 3, 2005
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retard

What Asian parents call their child if any academic grade is lower than 95-100 range.
(Asian Mom looking at report card)

(Asian kid opens the door)

Asian Mom: You got B in math! Are you retarded? Yes, I think you are.
by kevwang95 June 15, 2010
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rear entry

1. To have sex from behind (can be either vaginal or anal)

2. Ideal for stimulating the g-spot or prostate.
Dude 1: Jill and I usually do it missionary, but yesterday we decided to mix it up and did it doggy.
Dude 2: Hell yeah, it's all about the rear entry.
by jacky_boy September 15, 2009
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retardian

1. adj. Of or relating to retards, retardation and stupidity
2. n. Dumb people, individually or as a group
Putting your dick in a vacuum cleaner hose is the retardian way of jacking off.

Kevin Federline is king of the retardians.
by szyslak September 16, 2008
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Retard Phone Bomb

(v) To send a multitude of picture texts to a single recipient, ideally from multiple phones, of everyday objects with the text "This is _______" where the blank is the name of the object.
Yo we just fried that bitches phone with a retard phone bomb, it was the shit yo.

Let's retard phone bomb that bitch from math class, she can't stop texting her stupid boyfriend.

Who the fuck retard phone bombed this bread? Its fucked yo!
by ballersauce69 September 21, 2011
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