Retard

A retarded person who uses capital letters at the start of every word.

I Am Retarded Because I Type Like This.

by t-dubbya January 10, 2010

retail therapy

Intensive shopping for nothing in particular than can lead to large credit card bills and inevitably immense debt or loss of property.

My girlfriend went for some retail therapy the other day because her best mate called her fat and now we have a £3000 credit card bill and can't pay our mortgage.

by Jamie Churchard January 9, 2006

Retard

1. A word used to describe anyone other than yourself as inferior, no matter how much more successful or better-looking they are than you
2. Often after saying, an actual mentally-challenged person walks by for the sole purpose of sending you on a guilt-trip

1. "Bill Gates is a retard."
2. "Annie, you are such a retard."
*retard girl limps by*
"Dammit.."

by PlasticPeach July 9, 2007

retainer

1 a fee paid to a lawyer or professional adviser for advice or services or to ensure that he/she will act on one's behalf if needed

2 a fee paid regularly to a freelance journalist to ensure that his/her services will be available when required

I have given John a retainer to make sure he will take on my case.

by Heath 2 July 7, 2006

retard

v. re-TARD
1. (non-transitive) to decelerate.
2. (transitive) to cause a given object to decelerate.

Note: This word is NOT a noun, therefore anyone who descends to the level of naming an unfortunate person with mental disabilities (actually known as a retardee, a subject of mental retardation) a "retard" (with a mysterious emphasis on the first syllable) can be classified as illiterate, and can be ignored as a result. These people should be ignored anyway as they obviously have no sense of decency or sensitivity. This also applies to people who call non-retardees, "retards", implying that to be a "retard" indicates a status worthy of ridicule.

1. At that point the car had, for some reason, begun to retard.
2. At that point the driver had, for some reason, begun to retard his car.

Note applies to the following:
a) n00b1: Yo, ya know Freddy? That's a hell of a retard!
non-n00b: You are clearly an insensitive and illiterate person worthy only of constant ignoration.
n00b2: Hey yo, stop bein' a retard!
convertedn00b1: He's got a point, you n00b (referring to n00b2)!
convertedn00b2: I submit.
And they all lived happily ever after.

b) n00b: Hah! How can you possibly "retard" someone? It isn't a vorb!
non-n00b1: Yes it is, and it's pronounced "verb".
n00b: Don't yo tell me what to do, yo mofo!
non-n00b2: Go to hell yo mofo!
convertedn00b: I submit.
And they all lived happily ever after.

by Scytale July 16, 2008

Retard

A word originally found in the dictionary, and used as a generic term for those who are mentally handicapped.

This word has now become taboo and considered a social faux-pas for the usage of those with mental disabilities, due to advancements in mental exploration and the explosive usage of the word as a negative term for those who venture from the "norm" in any way, in so much as wearing the wrong shirt or saying the wrong thing, in everyday society. It has even become a pop-culture word used to describe people who do foolish or say foolish things, whether the person stating the term is using it in a jovial or malicious way (between friends or just to be a total jerk)

1. "Did you hear what Jimmy said? He is such a fuckin' retard!"
2. "Don't be retarded, if you jump into the water from this height you will hurt yourself."
3. Person 1: "Ha, look at that retard, look how he's trying to get a job and fit in with normal society, what a freak!"
Person 2: "Yo, that kid has a mental disability and is just trying to live his life like anyone else. He's probably a better worker than YOUR retarded ass! Leave him alone and stop being ignorant."

by Dustin Muffs May 25, 2010

Retard

Also known as an American

Peter the retard is American so he can't count past 4

by maxmoefoe June 12, 2010