Christian Science Reading Room

A bathroom.

Bob spent a good deal of time in the christian science reading room after eating that bad shellfish.

by roqlobstr September 21, 2011

penny-readings

Entertainments consisting of readings, with music, &c. the price of admission being a penny. they commenced in 1859, and were formerly common, but are now less heard of.

Shall we go the the penny-readings today

by Tom Elgie June 18, 2006

shovel-ready

A state in which one's various projects only need a whack of cash thrown at them for them to roll.

My next novel is shovel-ready, I just need to receive that pesky arts grant.

by Darren O'Donnell January 27, 2009

Read

(v.) the worst thing that could happen to you on snapchat .

“he left me on read. and never replied...”

by vsco July 3, 2018

I'm Ready!

An expression stated when very excited, when bored, when sexually excited, or just being random. And when you say it you hafta say it in a deep sing song voice.

I'M READY! (emphasizing a deep sing song voice haha)

by ashley marie thats me April 15, 2008

Read that bitch

(verb) the new slang for kicking someone's ass. equivalent to "cutting" someone. new term for fight

"Ima tell the whole school you're a slut, watch how fast we read that bitch"

See: Ima Read by ZebraKatz

by readingbitch April 14, 2012

read

something that people don't do enough of these days

By the age of 3 I could read
(no kidding)

by Holmesgurl October 1, 2003