Retard Candy

The last candy picked from a communal candy dish after all the "better" candies are chosen. Similiar to the selection process on a playground. The Retard is always the last one picked.

Susan brought in Jolly Ranchers for her candy dish, but I better quick there quick. Last time, I ended up with raspberry which we all know is Retard Candy.

by MJSch1 October 19, 2009

fat retard slob

a man from billerica massachusettes named bobby that lives on old concord rd.

man that fat retard slob just sucked off a dude.

by dick james hurtz December 24, 2007

Half Retard

A person who spells phenomenal and degrading wrong while giving a definition such as Madd Jester.

I think Fred's a Half Retard, he always smells his finger after he diggs up his bum.

by Glapogos October 18, 2008

Retard

1:To cause to move or proceed slowly; delay or impede
2:Derogatory criticism, rejoinder or rebuke, by people of limited vocabulary, of anyone with a different opinion to them and usually smarter than them.

by chizzah May 5, 2003

mental retardation

Effect of listening to one of George W Bush's state of the union address's.

John: Hey Fred, where's Tom?

Fred: He was sent to a crazy house.

John: What? Why?

Fred: He watched one of George W Bush's speeches and came down with a case of mental retardation.

John: Oh.

by jokemonkey March 4, 2008

retarded waste of monkey-man juice

Is said of someone who has attained such a high level of stupidity that he/she is a embarassment to humanity as a whole and an obstacle to it's advancement.

- Look at this guy, he sent men and women to get killed for stupid oilfields claiming that it was for "liberty"!!

- Yeah, he's a retarded waste of monkey-man juice...

by Quartier Maître December 14, 2008

Retarded Arctic Ice Goat

Moronic Alaskan who gets the blame for losing the election for John McCain.

Sarah Palin is a Retarded Arctic Ice Goat.

by P.Kynes February 27, 2009