Real Suffering

Suffering that is not known.

Mickey Mouse: Real suffering is not known.

by Nigglybearcuddlewuggle March 24, 2022

the real mike

Conner Lopez

That kid Conner Lopez is the real mike.

by thepapacurry March 31, 2022

it's all real

See "It's all good". Usually used repetitively in conjuction with synonym, followed by the phrase, "Keepin't real, y'all." or, in the case of macking up an attractive young lady, "baby girl".

It's all good, it's all real, keepin' it real, ya'll.

by Pimpalicious March 27, 2004

A real definition

Something that does not exist on this website :-(

Johannah: I wonder why I failed the definition test, I got "homework" right!
James: What did you put?
Johannah: A legal form of torture, especially if it is of the Algebra variety.
James: Is that a real definition?
Johannah: Yes I got it from Urban Dictionary!
James: Uh oh... RUN!!!
Johannah: bowl searching: The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomfortably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevalent on college campuses.

by Radchu24 February 24, 2021

Real Definition

Top 10 hardest things
1. Finding a real definition on Urban Dictionary
It's fucking impossible, you can't look up a real definition on this site here.

Guy 1: I have spent 48 hours of my life trying to search for a Real Definition on urbandictionary.com
Guy 2: Did you find one?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: Damn, it must be very hard!

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 14, 2021

real quick

The act of making a solid decision within the next few days determining ones future.

He ought to decide real quick before the stinkin bird flYs away.

by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015

Real Madrid

The biggest and best team in the history of football. They have won 28 Spanish titles and 7 European cups. They are also the richest club in the world, perhaps with the exception of Chelsea

Real Madrid are a great club!

by Ben Dover February 28, 2005