if you're reading this

an unusually fancy way of saying "there are good news and bad news", except its mostly manipulated into thinking its bad

Hello, if you're reading this, it's too late. I have eaten half of the cake you wanted to give to your friend Ronald because it was red velvet. You can't make me puke it out this time. Sincerely, James

by finally i found a name February 17, 2025

I aint reading allat

An excuse a toddler uses as an excuse for the fact that they are unable to read

Person 1: (types 3 sentences in response to an argument with person 2)
Person 2: goo goo ga ga mf bitch I aint reading allat 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

by HauntedMalk January 29, 2024

Read Aloud

Something Californian Teachers do on Zoom

Read Aloud is Boring.

by mlpnkobjivhiuvh October 16, 2020

Reading the tea leaves

When you predict gossip.

Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”

Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”

I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure

by hey__suburbia May 22, 2021

aud-read

Listening or listened to an audiobook

I did not read the latest Harry Potter book, but I did aud-read it.

by pennycrypt December 29, 2022

Read tart it

Read tart it it's a word for the r word

Ddddjdj read tart it it's a slur

by Davldd January 3, 2024

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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025