Rubbin' on Italian leather

Jerking off a guido

Angela was at the shore last night and she was definitely rubbin' on Italian leather... all night.

by blainecherry April 2, 2009

robby bobby flip flop

To play an exceedingly great amount of video games (esp. call of duty), make rude and/or homosexual comments, usually with no relevance to the video games, and occasionally yell and/or get very angry at the game.

Jim: Yo dude, where's Charley? I thought he was supposed to be here.

Harry: Nah, yo. He's at home Robby Bobby Flip Flopin’.

Jim: What a flamer.

by I KNOW NOSSING! July 6, 2010

Rubber Cement

An art tool more often used for getting high then actually glueing things. Also synonymous with brain cancer

How is your collage coming on?

Eh?

Dude, stop smelling the Rubber Cement

by Astram22 November 1, 2011

Rubber Dicking

When two men slap their flaccid dicks together and have them bounce back like rubber.

When Rob and Jim could not give one another an erection, a little rubber dicking was in order.

by nosferahtan May 8, 2013

Complete rubbish

An emphasized version of rubbish. This could be one of several things:

- A statement that is, in fact, utter nonsense
- Garbage with all of its parts intact
- What people say on Twitter

You're talking complete rubbish.

99% of material published on Twitter
100% of material published on Wikipedia
0.0054% of material published on Urban Dictionary

by YouLookLikeDarthVader August 27, 2009

Comfort Rubbing

An act in which an older gentleman holds his slightly limp penis in his hand, gently stroking it. Never too fast or vigorous, in doing so, the male will not ejaculate.

Typically, this action is for pure cozy reasons or because the male suffer from erectile disorder.

Bob: "Oh man, I'm having an awful day, need to head home and do me some comfort rubbing"

by bruceleeper June 3, 2010

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021