Quackhead

A person who just thinks rubber ducks are neat, okay? THEY CAN STOP COLLECTING THEM ANYTIME THEY WANT TO, OKAY?

"Hey bro, I think we need to do an intervention... You said you needed to borrow $20 for groceries, but I just saw you drop that $20 on a hundred tiny rubber ducks on Amazon. You're turning into a quackhead, man."

by qvackhead May 15, 2025

Quackadoodle

A quack + a wackadoodle all in one.

Dr. Oz is a quackadoodle because he’s promoted exaggerated, unproven health products and pseudoscientific treatments instead of evidence-based medicine.

by Stargazer333 November 7, 2025

Quack in the box

A small medical clinic in a strip mall office containing minimal medical equipment and low skill staff. You go in there for a quick medical checkup and diagnosis but never for anything else.

I think I might have a flu. I should probably get it checked out at a quack in the box.

by Shepherd Guy December 10, 2025

Snatch Quack

A gynaecologist.

oh! I'm red raw!; I think I need to pop to the snatch quack

by Captain Plurocracy October 8, 2008

mackin' quack

A Mac computer user that think he/she is the dominant keyboard clicker due to their bit apple computer and their turtleneck and funky glasses. They tend to pay double for what things should cost.

Look at that fool, he's one of those mackin' quacks.

by Roachbug August 21, 2010

Yoga Quack

Yoga Quack: 1. One who divorces so-called "yoga" from its factual Hindu roots. 2. One who charges money for Yoga. 3. One who puts their personal name on Yoga.

Example of a Yoga Quack: Mark's Yoga; Babu's Yoga $50 an hr.

by Real Yoga December 17, 2012

saggy quacker

A saggy quacker is when a girl loses a lot of weight and her pussy hangs low then when she walks it quacks

"Dude did you hear that saggy quacker going bye"

by 123474! June 2, 2017