wood pussy

what pinocchio wants

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

Pussy-Parcher

One who is so unattractive to women that they allegedly "dry up" a woman's vagina, as opposed to making her wet.

"Those girls literally ran away from Randolph, he's a total pussy-parcher."

by Abbie Wilkes November 21, 2009

pussy repellent

Any object, person or behaviour that is not appreciated by females and that is likely to negatively affect the chance of play

That dishwashing rack is pussy repellent

by dchill May 23, 2010

Pussy fart

When air get trapped in that tight pussy and wants to come out

Damn did you hear that pussy fart

by Terry motherfuckin lefevre February 22, 2017

Eskimo Pussy

A mighty cold, great-tasting and great-feeling thing for both you and me - as referred to by Drill Sgt. Hartman in the 1987 film Full Metal Jacket

Hartman (In a cadence; part of a run during Marine training - this is for the recruits to repeat): I don't know but I've been told!

Recruits: I don't know but I've been told!

Hartman: Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!

Recruits: Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!

Hartman: Mmm, good!

Recruits: Mmm, good!

Hartman: Feels good!

Recruits: Feels good!

Hartman: Is good!

Recruits: Is good!

Hartman: Real good!

Recruits: Real good!

Hartman: Tastes good!

Recruits: Tastes good!

Hartman: Mighty good!

Recruits: Mighty good!

Hartman: Good for you!

Recruits: Good for you!

Hartman: Good for me!

Recruits: Good for me!

by Diant Gick May 15, 2011

Pussy-Bitch

One who is consistently timid and anxious in regards to most life situations. They cower and hide and refuse to accept reality. The perfect combination of a pussy and a bitch.

Brian Suarez. Brian Suarez refuses to check his Organic Chemistry grade because he is a Pussy-Bitch. Someone needs to smack this Pussy-Bitch so he can grow a pair(of testicles).

by FrankieMoney September 25, 2012

crumble pussy

An insult used to define someones dry, crumbly vagina.

Cammie is such a crumble pussy, I can't believe Sam likes her.

by Brock Hot Ass August 17, 2016