Priming out

When someone loses their mind when expected to complete any necessary task that is part of the job they applied for and got hired to do.

"I asked the drive thru attendant for some extra ketchup, and she started priming out. Threw my food bag at my car and slammed the drive through window shut."

by DaCookieMonstaa March 17, 2025

Priming

The sexual act of a male performing oral sex on a strap on in which neither party is receiving any benefit or stimulation.

My girlfriend thought pegging wasn't degrading enough and thought priming would be sufficient.

by I Really Don't Care Stop Askin June 20, 2025

Priming

The sexual act of a male performing oral sex on a strap on in which neither party is receiving any benefit or stimulation.

My girlfriend thought pegging wasn't degrading enough and thought priming would be sufficient.

by I Really Don't Care Stop Askin June 20, 2025

primesexual

Being attracted to prime souls GIGANTIC DUMPTRUCK ASS

Dave: applesaue is primesexual
John: What's that mean.
Dave: Being attracted to Minos primes GUGANTIC DUMPRTUCK OF AN ASS

by CHCOPUDIN September 13, 2025

Promised Consort Radahn

The final boss of the Elden Ring Shadow of the Erd Tree DLC. The boss was as hard as Radahn’s balls upon release until they (fortunately) nerfed him significantly. Unfortunately this affected the few who did best him pre patch through development of a superiority complex.

“Promised Consort Radahn is easy I just beat him 31st try”

by DrYamKnight October 12, 2025

Priming the Slinky

The act of preparing one’s junk for a big night ahead, in order to avoid calling an uber early.

Q: Where is old mate?

A: Ahh He’s gonna be gone for a minute, he’s priming the slinky for his date tonight

by Sosage_loy December 8, 2025

Promise the moon and deliver a pebble

To promise something really good, and then show something much worse than expected.

"Why would they promise the moon and deliver a pebble?"

by Shoe Bench December 20, 2025