Poor Fish

A Dumb@$$

Guy One: That poor fish that couldn't answer 1 + 1 was soo dumb XD!
Guy Two: IKR!!!

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal November 29, 2021

Poor Man's Bidet

When you poop and it plops into the water and splashes your bottom.

"That just splashed all over me!"
"Poor man's bidet"

by kiefferteefer March 20, 2023

poor man’s grip

When your home gym doesn’t have any heavier dumbbells, so you hold two in one hand.

I didn’t have any 75s, so I had to use the poor man’s grip.

by AcidityBM December 25, 2023

Poor Abbie

Whenever something bad happens to someone.

“That person just got hit by a bus, poor Abbie."

“That guy just got hit my lightening, what a poor abbie.”

by bigjohninnit October 5, 2022

Semi-poor

One step up from truly being poor. But one step down from being considered broke.
One wrong financial move away from being destitute.

I have just enough to pay most of my bills but not enough to have a social life. I'm semi-poor.

by xlant1 January 18, 2018

poor connection

When you on facetime and that blurred screen with a triangle and exclamation mark in the middle of it pop up. BAHAHHAHHAAHAH

me: take me off poor connection...
them: *starts glitching* that's yo connection.
the phone: "reconnecting"......
Me: *hangs up*...... *calls back*

by Nawfside.off.da.Souf May 24, 2021

poor lil hayoona

Someone who’s attractive asf
And funny in peculiar ways
Rude at times but always has your best interests st heart

You’re friends with poor lil hayoona she’s a legend

by Alex3489292/9 March 23, 2019