bi-polar player

when you set your media player to shuffle and it plays something like Godsmack and then the next song is something like Tim McGraw. Making it seem like your player has bi-polar.

dude 1: I love Whatever by Godsmack!

song finishes and the media player changes to Everywhere by Tim McGraw

dude 2: oh shit big mood swing there
dude 1: yea you definitely have a bi-polar player

by renegade2009007 April 8, 2008

Poor Card Player

Someone who doesn't have a firm grasp of the cards in his hands while playing.

Good Card Player: "Come on! Throw a card! The 8 spades, Let's get this game going.."

Poor Card Player: -struggles holding the cards- "Uhhmm.. Just a sec.." -drops a card- "S!@#!!"

by Cgsoldier333 August 7, 2010

little bit player

A guy who pretends he gets a lot of ass to make up for having a tiny pecker

"dude, I hooked up with the hottest snatch today. Shes gonna remember me forever."
"yeah she'll remember your little bit player"

by Facebook womp womp May 23, 2012

Kiss a tennis player day

It's a National kiss a tennis player day, it's happening on every month's 1st day.

guy 1: Oh, it's a new month again
guy 2: hell yes, it's kiss a tennis player day!

by themightyRRR December 19, 2019

fifa 20 player

plays the same fucking game all the time and spends their money from their mom's credit card to get good.

he is such a fifa 20 player

by getthefuckoutofmylife April 15, 2020

lead trumpet player energy

like big dick energy, but related to brass and jazz band. absolute confidence. no fear.

man that blues solo was kind of choppy but his lead trumpet player energy sold it

by Tim drake April 7, 2021

Kiss a football player day

A day when a girl had to kiss a football player and tell them something they like about them

October 6

It’s kiss a football player day gi kiss him he deserves it

by Unknown 15......... October 1, 2021