piss test

A drug test where urine collection is the method for testing for drug use

Damnit...off to juvey...I failed my piss test again

by Klepto May 20, 2003

Piss Pleasantries

1. When one sees someone of at least moderate celebrity in the washroom and decides to talk to them. This can range from local newscasters to Hollywood celebrities. Usually one forgets that under normal circumstances they wouldn't pee right beside someone if they didn't have to, or that they could become the reason why the "celebrity" never goes to that place ever again.

2. When one is cornered in the bathroom by someone they don't know or like. These usually happen when one or both participants are inebriated.

Piss Pleasantries are only creepy if you don't know the person or are only vaguely acquainted with the person you are exchanging them with.

1. Fabian sees some guy from the third Terminator movie in the washroom at The Freehouse. Even though he's the only other person in the washroom, he chooses the urinal next to him.
Fabian: "Hey man, how're you liking Regina?"
Guy From Terminator 3: "Hnnnnnngh"

2. Annette: "Hey, what's your favourite color?"
Cheryl: "Get away from me, you drug addled bitch!"

by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad July 2, 2009

piss eyes

When someone has super small skinny eyes.

Boy #1: Wow Jenny has such bad piss eyes
Boy #2: agreed

by Chat gorl June 20, 2018

Piss lisp

The rare occurrence where the flaps of the dick hole shrivel giving off a low fapping sound whenever that individual pisses, basically the male version of a queef.

Fuck its f-f-freezing! I better not have piss lisp after this shit.

by --BerryTheManokit-- December 1, 2022

Piss on mouse

Another way to say "for sure". Comes from the lack of effort it takes to literally urinate on a rodent.

"Hey Sal, you going to the party tonight?"
"Ya man, piss on mouse"

by promethadeine February 29, 2020

a piece of piss

something that is as easy as taking a piss

"man united's match against arsenal will be a piece of piss"

by skeo got loose June 1, 2019

piss kink

A sexual attraction to piss

John: Dude, Jessica is so hot I might ask her out.
Bob: I wouldn't if I were you, i heard she has a piss kink

by Dr1pp7 February 16, 2022