palmer

To get friends excited about one's committed attendance, only to destroy their happiness by finding a lame reason to not actually show up.

Don't worry Mike, I'm not going to "Palmer" your wedding.

by Meatblast August 15, 2016

palmyra atoll

A beautiful territory of the United States. The area is unknown to the general public, and is basically an isolated set of islands in the middle of the pacific. The atoll is administered by this Fish and Wildlife Service, and is restricted, meaning one must be granted a permit in order to travel to there. However, video evidence shows how majestic the area is, as it is basically an island getaway, completely detached from modern civilization.

Nick- "I wish I could got to palmyra atoll."
Butternubbs- "What is that?"

by crusty carl May 28, 2016

palmar hyperhidrosis

Palmar hyperhidrosis is a condition in which someone’s hand excessively sweat. Chances are, this person has had it their whole life. No, you can’t get rid of it. No, you can’t just stop it from sweating by wiping on your clothes. No, you can’t control it. Yes, it’s disgusting. Yes, people with palmar hyperhidrosis know it’s disgusting.

Caleb: EWWWWWW! Do you see how sweaty her hands are??? We should call her Sweat from now on because her hands are always so sweaty!

Sweat: Sorry, I can’t help it! I have palmar hyperhidrosis!

by TheSweatiestHandsofThemAll October 27, 2018

Palm Coast

I see all these negative definitions and I would just like to say we have evolved. We actually have a Chick-fil-a now so yeah. As a Palm Coastian, we're pretty chill people. I mean theres a lot of locals who can't dress to save their lives. But if you're ambitious enough you will make it out and never look back.

Random college student: "Hey where are you from?"
Me: "Oh I'm from Palm Coast."
Random college student: "Wtf is that"
Me: "Ummm it's between Daytona and St. Augustine."

by itsthelocalsforme August 27, 2020

Alfred Palmer

What an Arnold Palmer is called when you're too gone to know what you're drinking

This is a great Alfred Palmer it tastes just like iced tea and lemonade

by Rico De Los Santos February 20, 2011

Ashley Palmeri

A girl is who has a fine ass and big boobs. She's super hot and every guy wants to fuck her

Damn that girls a Ashley Palmeri. I wanna do her so bad

by TYHU July 26, 2011

Crushing Palm

Jacking off
Whacking off
Jerking off
Slapping the ham
Masturbating

I've been crushing palm to that Miley Cyrus video all night.

by Decker Manning July 23, 2013