1. Aneka: I heard that you modelled for an adult magazine
Mariel: It's okay, you couldn't actually see anything. I have porn hair.
Mariel: It's okay, you couldn't actually see anything. I have porn hair.
by ansb May 22, 2013
Get the Porn hairmug. To look at dangerous objects or places and to fantasise over causing yourself harm/death using them. The warm feelings this brings up are phycholagically gratifying, rather than sexual.
Mmm the swords in this museum look so hecking sharp I can almost feel them on my beautiful skin taking the pain away... Suicide porn material all over the place, I must leave at once after staying a bit longer
by HarleySlavedson November 1, 2017
Get the Suicide pornmug. a stash of printed pornographic material found by accident in a remote area; usually refers to material printed prior to the internet age
While walking along the Pacific Crest Trail, Ed stumbled upon some mountain porn that brought him enjoyment for several days.
by ixtup March 9, 2019
Get the mountain pornmug. Porn Insurance are features that help hide evidence of looking at pornography. Places such as Google Chrome have many features like this such as deleting your history at the click of a button, incognito tabs, and various other things. Porn insurance may seem like useless features to normal people, and a safety button for vigorous fappers.
Guy1: My mom came into my room while I was looking at porn.
Guy2: Oh shit, did she see you fapping?
Guy1: No man, my beef stick wasn't out, thank god. But she wanted to use my laptop and I didn't have time to delete my history, she saw my porn in related searches.
Guy3: That's why I put porn insurance on my computer.
Guy2: Oh shit, did she see you fapping?
Guy1: No man, my beef stick wasn't out, thank god. But she wanted to use my laptop and I didn't have time to delete my history, she saw my porn in related searches.
Guy3: That's why I put porn insurance on my computer.
by Revived Divine August 1, 2012
Get the Porn Insurancemug. n.
1. Pornographic content where female breasts, vaginas, and, typically, buttocks are clothed, censored, or covered to match what a beta male is permitted to see in real life. Often includes captions that insult the beta male viewer using true statements about his sexual inadequacy.
2. Pornographic content originally made for a beta male audience.
Examples: Femdom and cuckold porn
1. Pornographic content where female breasts, vaginas, and, typically, buttocks are clothed, censored, or covered to match what a beta male is permitted to see in real life. Often includes captions that insult the beta male viewer using true statements about his sexual inadequacy.
2. Pornographic content originally made for a beta male audience.
Examples: Femdom and cuckold porn
While all my peers who get laid jerk off to regular porn, I only pinch my pee pee to beta porn since no girl has even shown me her titties in real life.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 5, 2021
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