Pork Flops

When the labia hangs down just right and at the precise angle of the dangle they resemble thin cut pork chops. If you close yours you can almost smell the pork.

When she dropped her towel and I seen those sweet pork flops dangling between her legs, I knew it was supper time.

by TheGrimQueefer September 13, 2022

Pork the Dork

The act of giving "nerds" delicious pork products. A way of showing over-all appreciation for a technical support solution that shown immediate and satisfying results.

I totally porked the dork last week, gave Kevin 4 pounds of smoked porkbutt. Without him my home would not have this life saving Wifi coverage. Thats the best way to Pork the Dork.

by Fatty Magoo September 14, 2022

Pork monster

Fat ugly bitch

Get away you nasty pork monster

by Choppy Tom October 7, 2022

Pork Steer

Cutting a hole in an onion and farting inside of it

Yo you hear that Becki chick pork steered at the party last night?

by J Dahmer November 21, 2022

Pork Cord

1.) a Hot Dog

2.) Possibly a name for the genitalia known as a penis.

1.) Do y'all want some pork cords for dinner??

2.) She totally loved my pork cord. We did it all night long!

by Orezowtruof December 22, 2022

pork wellington

A sausage roll, preferably from greggs.

Tonight’s meal will be a pork wellington with pomme frittes , haricot beans served in a reduced tomato jus.
Sausage roll chips and beans to me and you.

by pongo69x December 25, 2022

Pork stache

The term for a plus sized woman’s fat upper pussy area resting upon ones face whilst performing cunnilingus from the bottom position.

That fat girl was sitting on my face and giving me a pork stache.

by Dick the dictionary February 4, 2023