penis rape

Having something forcefully shoved up your dick hole.

The worst thing to ever exist.

Jimmy if you dont shut the fuck up about my dad leaving me, I'm going to penis rape you with a crowbar!

by Greg Heffly's dummy thicc ass April 19, 2019

penis weiner fart lol poopoo

when u shidid and cumd lol 😂 😂 😂 ehfnxjdkfkanns BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH bryehbrncn bruj bruh bruh

bro i literally just penis weiner fart lol poopoo it felted sooo good especially when i got to the pissing part

by cum fart man grandma emoji February 10, 2021

penis grief

That’s when you wake up in the middle of the night and look at the person next of you and say:

“Somebody help me. I just fucked a lady”

Johnny: I woke up last night with penis grief

by DooksDookie July 11, 2021

Parachute Penis

A rarely occuring anomaly in which the penis is protruding through the end of a condom upon completion of a sexual act involving penetration. The rubber o-ring is all that is left to fasten the tattered rubber to the penis. Often times this will be followed by an "Oh shit" and possibly a purchase of the morning after pill. Mythically caused by rough sex; some believe that parachute penis is a syndrome caused by canine molars deep within the vaginal orphace.

Every time I have sex with my slam piece, I get parachute penis.

by "BAD" May 1, 2011

Eshrektile penis

When your penis turns green and grows 20 foot long

You: John, I've got an eshrektile penis
John: OMG YOUR PANTS RIPPED

by Worshiper of mighty lord shrek November 14, 2014

weed penis

Straping a joint to your hard dick and lighting it, then having a girl stuck it

He did weed penis last night.

by Butthole penis July 3, 2015

Golden Clown Penis

A variation of the clown penis. While giving the basic clown penis, the girl pees on the clown penis, giving the impression that the clown penis is actually the one urinating.

Bob was upset and gave Suzy a clown penis, but she showed him up when she returned the favor with a golden clown penis.

by isabelyarg January 28, 2008